lel der luke

TimAschenbrenner 06.12.2015, 11:36:18 lel der luke -

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    baumarktfuzzy 06.12.2015 12:49:17
    das ging ins auge
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    Kothumor 06.12.2015 12:59:19
    Der Dussel.

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    Igzorn 06.12.2015 12:59:47
    ist wALT disney daran schuld?
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    Eulen und Meerkatzen 06.12.2015 13:09:59
    Watch out for that vicious bounty hunter Boba Fett, Luke. Did I ever tell you I fought his dad? He was hired to assassinate a senator me and your father were guarding. We kept bringing her around open windows and public areas in order to draw the would-be assassin out because we knew he had too much pride to just shoot her from long range. He had used his payment to hire another bounty hunter to kill the senator for him while he sent us on a wild bantha chase. Also the 2nd assassin used her payment to buy a robot to assassinate the senator for her. Did I mention the 2nd assassin was a shapeshifter? She could have been a good friend in disguise and just shot the senator for all we knew!
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    Eulen und Meerkatzen 06.12.2015 13:10:50
    Then the robot used its payment to buy poisonous bugs to release into the senator's room while she slept after lasering a hole through the window. It could have just lasered her too after that because we we weren't watching her at all, but it already bought the bugs. So we sense the hostile life forms (not the robot) in the room and rush in and save the senator in the nick of time! Then I jumped out the window to chase the robot back to its owner! Luckily it didn't have a self-destruct function. Then we found the 2nd assassin and chased her across the planet, and caught her when she tried to kill us instead of shapeshifting and escaping. But to our surprise, Jango Fett was watching the whole thing instead of going to kill the senator while we were away chasing the bugs chasing the robot chasing the shapeshifter.
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    Eulen und Meerkatzen 06.12.2015 13:11:09
    He shot her with a poisonous dart instead of sniper blaster, and only her instead of shooting all of us or blowing all of us with a rocket or something, then he escaped with his tiny jetpack. Luckily for the senator, my good friend Dexterr Jettster owned a 50s dinner on Courscant that had Republic secrets on the menu along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes. We found the assassin and Mace Window killed him later, right in front of Boba. And he was a good friend.
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    Max Headroom 06.12.2015 13:15:09
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    DerLaberndeLurch 06.12.2015 13:19:35
    Repost
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    Lackdoseintoleranz 06.12.2015 13:19:42
    Die unerzählte Geschichte von Kevin Spacewalker
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    TimAschenbrenner 06.12.2015 13:21:56
    nichts repost du fgt kind
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    Bachkippe 06.12.2015 14:19:40
    War schon alt, als es alt war.

    http://www.lachschon.de/item/174985-LookLuke/ [lachschon.de]
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    gelöscht-20171012-115614 06.12.2015 14:24:36
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT
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    Sachverständiger 06.12.2015 14:46:15
    did he die?
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    Kosovopolit 06.12.2015 16:01:41
    würde ich als Arbeitsunfall deklarieren und dem Rat der Jedi melden
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    Hurdak 06.12.2015 17:58:16
    Musste schnaufen…egal..1P
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    ziegenpeter 06.12.2015 18:04:41
    uralte scheisse…
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    Remington Tufflips 06.12.2015 19:13:13
    Wenn der neue Star Wars Film genau so ein Kinderdreck wird wie Episode 1 wird dann dreh ich durch amk.
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    panic 06.12.2015 19:35:55
    Zitat von: ziegenpeter

    uralte scheisse…
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    schnappi 07.12.2015 07:30:42
    Haha neu
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    hansimglück 07.12.2015 16:08:37
    Ernsthaft?
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    vvjloretta 08.12.2015 16:43:15
    depp